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axleheart:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

FUCK

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michelleacurlylion:

I can do this

michelleacurlylion:

I can do this

(via neverlucid)

crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????

(via birdlesbian)

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via muteani)

Super Rich Kids
Artist: Frank Ocean (feat. Earl Sweatshirt)
Album: channel ORANGE
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xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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